{"product_id":"leas-book-of-rules-for-lea-delaria-9780440508540","title":"Lea's Book of Rules for the World","description":"Rule #10: Learn all the rules...then break them. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLea DeLaria has been breaking rules all her life. Now she offers some of her own.... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCross Howard Stern with Sandra Bernhardt, add a one-two punch, and you have stand-up comic Lea DeLaria, who plays to rave reviews on and off the Broadway stage. Now, in this uproarious collection of essays, DeLaria shares her Modern Day Ten Commandments and X-Rated Rules for the World with anyone bold enough to read them. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFrom fashion advice \"Never point at anything beige and call it cool\"(Rule #4) to the five myths of ex-girlfriends and the facts about fake breasts, DeLaria offers straight-talking wisdom for a world desperately in need of some raunchy humor. Here Lea shares glimpses of life as a Butch so butch she's mistaken for a man--by her gynecologist. Read all about it as Lea falls hard for the girl of her dreams...reveals how Judy Garland helped her to find her first New York apartment...and gives an appreciation of sex toys that is as outrageous as it is heartfelt. From her promising beginnings as a Nice Italian Catholic girl to her headlined adventures with Nice Italian Catholic girls, among others, here is Lea DeLaria, the stand-up, lay-down, in-your-face comic who tells you everything your mom never wanted you to know.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Lea Delaria\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0440508541\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780440508540\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Random House Publishing Group\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/02\/2000\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 224\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.59lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.58h x 5.46w x 0.49d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e 04\/03\/2000 pg. 71\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e 05\/01\/2000 pg. 1637\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eEntertainment Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e 06\/09\/2000 pg. 72","brand":"Lea Delaria","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43919768944895,"sku":"9780440508540","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_d40f75df-0097-4df0-86cf-cd17b18dd7d6.jpg?v=1680811798","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/leas-book-of-rules-for-lea-delaria-9780440508540","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}