{"product_id":"lemony-snicket-lemony-snicket-9780756925949","title":"Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography","description":"A Warning from the Publisher: \u003cp\u003e Many readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of those questions, such as the following: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 1. Who is Lemony? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 2. Is there a secret organization I should know about? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 3. Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 4. Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books concerning a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 5. If there's nothing out there, what was that noise? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Our advice to you is that you find a book that answers less upsetting questions than this one. Perhaps your librarian, bookseller, or parole officer can recommend a book that answers the question, \"Aren't ponies adorable?\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Lemony Snicket\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0756925940\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780756925949\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfection Learning\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/06\/2003\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 212\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.75lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.00h x 4.90w x 0.70d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAccelerated Reader:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReading Level:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.3\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePoint Value:\u003c\/b\u003e 3\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eInterest Level:\u003c\/b\u003e Middle Grade\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eQuiz #\/Name: \u003c\/b\u003e59380 \/ Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lemony Snicket","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":44047003058431,"sku":"9780756925949","price":19.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_acda90a4-5bae-475f-824c-99b3c41d55de.jpg?v=1684987726","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/lemony-snicket-lemony-snicket-9780756925949","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}