{"product_id":"les-desirable-karen-s-mcgowan-9798665777894","title":"Les Desirable: Kick Butts","description":"\u003cb\u003eI'm Les Desirable. Don't laugh. That's my real name. And Principal Butcher won't let me forget it. I'm a world-famous news reporter. While most kids my age are breaking wind, I'm always looking for breaking news.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWHACK! I get smacked in the face with Tuffus Nails' sweaty jockstrap. AGAIN! I hate gym class. They call it 'PE'-but only because the letters 'PU' are taken! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWe have a crisis at Greenville Middle School. Coach Butts is demanding that we learn THE CHICKEN DANCE. I can't dance. I'm DOOMED! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTo get my mind off school, I go to a basketball game with my cousin, Bo Teak. He's the COOL kid with HOT WHEELS! When he's selected to make a free throw from center court, everyone panics. After all, you know that Bo Teak is in a wheelchair, don't you? If he makes the basket, he'll win big bucks. But if he misses, he'll be a big loser. I'm closing my eyes. I can't watch. Tell me what happens, okay? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eLes Desirable: Kick Butts\u003c\/i\u003e is a funny and entertaining story for children ages 9 - 12, middle school students, and adults who are still young at heart.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Karen S. McGowan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 866577789X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798665777894\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/16\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 108\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.30lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.22d","brand":"Karen S. McGowan","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44056476516607,"sku":"9798665777894","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_f8ec9830-2425-44e0-97be-f4360c9d808f.jpg?v=1685041529","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/les-desirable-karen-s-mcgowan-9798665777894","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}