{"product_id":"lets-be-pirates-mark-sarney-9781941188149","title":"Let's Be Pirates: Starslider Rejects #001","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe galaxy had it coming. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBarry Spranker and his sharp-tongued crew won the biggest exploration race in galactic history. But the galaxy's suits stiffed him on the prize. Their excuse: a missed voicemail. He and his crew have to flee with only the sweatpants they're wearing. Well, sweatpants stuffed with stolen money, but still.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBarry knows he can't beat the suits who wronged him. But he can humiliate them and go down quipping. Robbing a ship full of pizza seems like one small step for him and his outlaw crew. But it turns into one giant leap for the piracy industry.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWho knew piracy was such a tough business? The suits want to catch him, the gangsters want to extort him, and the competition wants to kill him. When a daring raid promises to fling all these jerks off his back, he and his crew jump at it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe raid involves a motley pirate flotilla, a dim-witted double-cross, and a secret that will trigger clenched sphincters across the galaxy. The suits figure that vaporizing Barry and his meddling pirates will keep things quiet. But that really conflicts with Barry's plans for the future.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe \u003ci\u003e Starslider Rejects \u003c\/i\u003e series is a sci-fi action comedy of smart retorts, angry gangsters, and fast-paced starship battles. Fans of heist films, \u003ci\u003eFirefly\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eThe Big Lebowski\u003c\/i\u003e will savor a world where \u003ci\u003eBlues Brothers\u003c\/i\u003e flips \u003ci\u003eStar Trek\u003c\/i\u003e the old middle digit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Mark Sarney\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1941188141\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781941188149\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Great Star Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/03\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 334\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.08lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.75d","brand":"Mark Sarney","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43944127922431,"sku":"9781941188149","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_b7039c89-b4ab-4d79-a522-928965c13788.jpg?v=1681501947","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/lets-be-pirates-mark-sarney-9781941188149","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}