{"product_id":"leviticus-jake-penton-9798280141735","title":"Leviticus: What to Wear, What to Burn, and Who to Stone","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLeviticus: What to Wear, What to Burn, and Who to Stone\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA Novelized Retelling of the Bible's Strangest Book-With Wit, Warmth, and Goat-Related Warnings\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLeviticus is the part of the Bible where most readers tap out. Endless offerings, skin diseases, ceremonial dress codes-it's where the action pauses and the fine print begins. But what if this infamous legal manual was actually... kind of brilliant? And what if someone retold it with a little humor, a lot of heart, and just the right amount of sacred snark?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this chapter-by-chapter retelling of Leviticus, the third book in \u003ci\u003eThe Retold Bible Series\u003c\/i\u003e, ancient laws are brought to life through modern storytelling-transforming priestly procedures and purification rituals into a deeply human, often hilarious, and surprisingly relevant journey. You'll meet: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePriests in glittering robes trying not to die on the job\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople navigating moldy houses, rashes, and holy feasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA God who is dangerously holy-and unexpectedly tender\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd enough sacrificial animals to start your own petting zoo (don't)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're a Bible nerd, a curious skeptic, or someone who just wants to finally get through Leviticus without falling asleep, this book is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe laws are real. The laughter is holy.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd the goat? Well... you'll see.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jake Penton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798280141735\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/16\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 76\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.25lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.18d","brand":"Jake Penton","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48851012649215,"sku":"9798280141735","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/leviticus-jake-penton-9798280141735","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}