{"product_id":"life-on-altamont-court-trent-d-pines-9780615837956","title":"Life on Altamont Court: Finding the Extraordinary in the Ordinary","description":"WINNER OF THE 2014 Next Generation Indie Book Awards for HUMOR\/COMEDY The Inflatable Snowman. The Gigantic Inflatable Snowman. We thought that 'Frosty' would lead to our demise. That 20-foot monstrosity placed in our front yard by a not so helpful elf had me questioning our decision to move into this seemingly quiet neighborhood on a cul-de-sac. Read about the mayhem and mishaps that come into play when you mix together a potpourri of eccentric characters that live within a stone's throw of each other. Take an Eco-friendly, high-strung type A neighbor, a demanding Italian Matriarch, men who are the embodiment of the words \"More Power,\" a troop of loving and mischievous kids and mix in two gay men who are hell-bent on making a home out of a charming half-million-dollar, 100 year old fixer upper and you have the residents of Altamont Court. Whether you're a weekend warrior who can't wait to get you're hands around the next \"improvement project\", a stiletto-wearing Texas woman who wields a gun in flawless makeup, or a queen from the city who eagerly awaits the next big sales event at Neiman Marcus - this memoir is for you. Pour a drink, or more appropriately a shot, sit back, relax and enjoy - and if you don't, then the words of a truly classy character from this book come to mind, \"What the F\u0026amp;%$'s wrong with you?\" Yes, it's that kind of party - bless our hearts. Trent Pines trentpines@gmail.com\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Trent D. Pines\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0615837956\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780615837956\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e TD Literary Tales\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/11\/2013\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 364\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.07lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.75d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e 01\/01\/0001\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e 03\/01\/2014","brand":"Trent D. Pines","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43920375611647,"sku":"9780615837956","price":12.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_bdc18780-43ec-4ec1-8400-81540fc7c7c7.jpg?v=1680815042","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/life-on-altamont-court-trent-d-pines-9780615837956","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}