{"product_id":"life-with-a-crunchy-wife-brian-michael-stegner-9781720102700","title":"Life with a Crunchy Wife - Volume 1","description":"\u003cp\u003eEventually, everything will be made of cloth...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWIFE: \u003c\/b\u003e \"I was flipping our natural latex mattress today with the help of our 4th and 7th children and do you know what I found?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU: \u003c\/b\u003e \"It's not what you think, those aren't mine!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWIFE: \u003c\/b\u003e \"We talked about this, Charmin isn't something we use in this house.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU: \u003c\/b\u003e (head down in shame) \"Just don't tell anyone about this OK? I have a problem...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWIFE: \u003c\/b\u003e \"Well I already posted a photo on Facebook but they let you take those down.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU: \u003c\/b\u003e (mumbled) \"No they don't...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWIFE: \u003c\/b\u003e \"What?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU: \u003c\/b\u003e \"Terms of service agreement...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWIFE: \u003c\/b\u003e \"What?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU: \u003c\/b\u003e \"I love you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e--\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat Readers are saying: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I really enjoy any story where you are personally suffering.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"...the visits to Health Spa and Naturopath are some of the best stories ever.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I love your humor, it is a refreshing break to what I do all day.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"This is amazing.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Love it!!!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Brian Michael Stegner\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1720102708\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781720102700\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/10\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 114\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.29lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.27d","brand":"Brian Michael Stegner","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48873669984511,"sku":"9781720102700","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/life-with-a-crunchy-wife-brian-michael-stegner-9781720102700","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}