{"product_id":"lipstick-and-lies-and-deadly-jodi-vaughn-9781946591333","title":"Lipstick and Lies and Deadly Goodbyes","description":"Ever been almost-beheaded by a snow-plow? Turned into an undead by a homeless vampire? Cheated and betrayed by your lying sack of s**t husband? Welcome to my life... or, more correctly, my crazy after-life.To everyone behind the gates of our wealthy community in Charming, Mississippi, my husband and I were the Joneses everyone tried to keep up with. A beautiful house, the perfect gated community, two gorgeous kids, and a supposedly flawless marriage.Until I came home and caught him rolling around in our bed, hip-deep in my best friend.Which led to the aforementioned snow plow incident. I woke up with a fear of the sun and a propensity for drinking blood. Or in laymen's terms, a vampire.I thought vampires were supposed to be hot and irresistible. But my Maker smells like he just stepped out of a sewer and he has the appeal of a turd in punch bowl.But you know how life is as one of the Joneses...gotta keep up. Keep up appearances, that is.I've swapped my Triple, Venti, Sugar-Free, Non-Fat Caramel Macchiato for a stainless steel rambler that keeps my O-Negative at the perfect room temperature. I can still manage the carpool lane, with the right sunglasses to hide my crazy eyes. But between daytime soccer games, a missing college student who might have been a vampire kill, trying not to drain my soon-to-be-ex-husband, and keeping my neighbors in the dark, I'm shaking in my Jimmy Choos. I'm not sure I can do this.My name is Rachel Jones, and I'm the vampire housewife\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jodi Vaughn\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1946591335\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781946591333\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Jodi Vaughn\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/28\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 264\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.64lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.60d","brand":"Jodi Vaughn","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43941135843583,"sku":"9781946591333","price":12.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_088f0dba-9411-450e-a206-f261553df970.jpg?v=1681451122","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/lipstick-and-lies-and-deadly-jodi-vaughn-9781946591333","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}