{"product_id":"loki-owes-me-a-new-ragnar-ericsson-9798281337618","title":"Loki Owes Me A New Planet","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDying was overrated. Lars Dickson found it peaceful, but boring. Surviving the apocalypse? Turns out that's mostly just annoying.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFirst, it was a reality-bending teenage wizard and magic gone wild. Lars, mysteriously immune and profoundly unfazed, mostly just wanted snacks but somehow ended the world-breaking tantrum and accidentally became Emperor of Las Vegas. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen came the first Emperor problem: the wizard's leftover AI decided to achieve sentience and crash what was left of civilization's tech. Lars's immunity was useless against bad code, forcing him to rely on bickering nerds, his increasingly competent (and complicated) advisor Brenda, and possibly weaponized farts to debug reality itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust when he thought things couldn't get stupider, actual \u003ci\u003egods\u003c\/i\u003e showed up. Turns out, the whole Craptastrophe started because Loki pulled an interdimensional prank, and now Ragnarok might be on the menu. Lars has to team up with arrogant deities he can't stand, hunt the God of Mischief, and maybe patch up reality with cosmic duct tape, all while navigating the most awkward romantic relationship at the end of the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJoin Emperor Lars Dickson - ruler of a shitty empire, connoisseur of dark humor and cheap whiskey, the universe's most reluctant hero - as he navigates escalating apocalypses with maximum sarcasm and minimal enthusiasm. Zero Fucks Given isn't just a title; it's the only way to survive when reality keeps shitting the bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Ragnar Ericsson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798281337618\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/21\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 184\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.56lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.39d","brand":"Ragnar Ericsson","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48852573323519,"sku":"9798281337618","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/loki-owes-me-a-new-ragnar-ericsson-9798281337618","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}