{"product_id":"love-stories-your-momma-never-dennis-j-reader-9798985582543","title":"Love Stories Your Momma Never Read","description":"\u003cp\u003eHere you find ten tales of unexpected love in unexpected places with unexpected endings. Reader beware. The stories are always serious, often comic, sometimes a little bit outright crazy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe Middle of the End \u003c\/strong\u003e(Can romance ever really exist in a retirement village?)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eKisses at the Beach\u003c\/strong\u003e (Who will drown, who will kiss, who will marry?)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eChoosing a Husband Troubles\u003c\/strong\u003e (A rancher woman who sells bull semen has three boyfriends. No, four.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eLonely Scavenger Seeks a Wife\u003c\/strong\u003e (At first it seems that Timothy is only the comic Charlie Chaplin of failed love adventures.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe Sum of All My Parts \u003c\/strong\u003e(This story tests your stomach to discover just how emotional, and literal, these parts can be.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eMy Name Is Santa Claus\u003c\/strong\u003e (Can you believe in a real Santa Claus? How about Santa's secret lover?)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eLove Is As Love Does! \u003c\/strong\u003e(A college student turns her homework assignment into an expose of her parents' love melodrama! Complete with exclamation marks!!)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe Strange Science of Estrella\u003c\/strong\u003e (The reader must decide who exactly are the two women in this fuzzy story about great devotion.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eTwin Sisterhoodlums\u003c\/strong\u003e (2 sisters, 2 bottles of wine, 2 fiances off stage. The curtain rises, the dialogue begins. Oh, my.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eGeronimo from San Francisco\u003c\/strong\u003e (In WWII a U.S. sergeant fights Germans because he loves one so much.) \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Dennis J. Reader\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798985582543\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Sempervirens Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/15\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 250\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.82lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.57d","brand":"Dennis J. Reader","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48487350894847,"sku":"9798985582543","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_eca965fb-2d33-4c6e-bf35-5af9bd457e09.jpg?v=1778059973","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/love-stories-your-momma-never-dennis-j-reader-9798985582543","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}