{"product_id":"making-the-bible-great-again-michael-smith-9781979984706","title":"Making the Bible Great Again 2nd Ed: The Gospel of Trump","description":"2ND EDITION. Same as 1st Edition but corrects minor wording errors. New black\/white cover .] 50 Bible passages are reimagined as speeches or rants barfed up by moron-in-chief President Donald J. Trump. For instance, THE CREATION OF THE WORLD: First I made the world and it was really great. So great. And huge. It was the first huge round thing anyone had ever made. I took the bad hombres from the sky and made so much light. Lights on  I said, and the sky did what I said. I made the Trump water. Perfect water. Hydrogen, oxygen, the whole thing. It's for sale everywhere. I took the ugly fat women who accuse me of huge unbelievable lies and I made them into rhinos. I made the first woman my daughter Ivanka. Isn't she beautiful? I gave her great legs. I love legs on a woman. I was the first man. The first great man. I am still the first great man.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Michael Smith\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1979984700\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781979984706\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/02\/2017\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 112\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.39lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.27d","brand":"Michael Smith","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45265101357311,"sku":"9781979984706","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_cafc00a1-70c2-4148-a1ac-cbf80f20e805.jpg?v=1713420153","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/making-the-bible-great-again-michael-smith-9781979984706","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}