{"product_id":"mamas-dont-let-your-babies-karen-alpert-9780358346272","title":"Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-Holes: Unfiltered Advice on How to Raise Awesome Kids","description":"\u003cb\u003eDo you ever feel like you're failing miserably at parenting? Do your kids keep acting like douchenuggets no matter what you do? Then this book is for you.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e From the creator of Baby Sideburns and \u003ci\u003eI Heart My Little A-Holes\u003c\/i\u003e (and the creator of two kids who once were little a-holes but are slowly turning into awesome human beings), \u003ci\u003eMamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-Holes\u003c\/i\u003e is a hilariously honest parenting guide written by a regular mom who doesn't always know WTF she's doing. Just like you. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Featuring side-splittingly funny pictures, stories, and chapters like: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eYou Are Not Your Kiddo's Servant\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e​\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003ePicasso's Mom Didn't Tell Him to Draw the Eyes in the Right Place\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eSticks and Stones May Break My Bones But Words Will Cost Thousands in Therapy\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eIf They Say \"I Hate You,\" Then You're Probably Doing It Right\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ci\u003eMamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-Holes\u003c\/i\u003e will make you laugh, cry, laugh until you cry, and feel like you're having coffee (and a little sumpin' in it) with a best friend who has some of the answers to THE hardest job on earth: parenting. And maybe, just maybe, it might help you get the a-hole out of your kids* \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e *not a guarantee \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Karen Alpert\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0358346274\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780358346272\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Harvest Publications\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/27\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 272\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.95lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.30w x 0.90d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e 05\/03\/2021","brand":"Karen Alpert","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":44050704892159,"sku":"9780358346272","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_2ef66b8d-c5b7-4078-a4c1-9bc39c80de62.jpg?v=1685008769","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/mamas-dont-let-your-babies-karen-alpert-9780358346272","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}