{"product_id":"man-robs-bank-with-his-jeffrey-l-gurian-9781735442624","title":"Man Robs Bank With His Chin: And Other Unusual Stories Missed By Mainstream Media","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHAVE YOU EVER SEEN BIZARRE AND UNUSUAL STORIES IN NEWSPAPERS OR ON TV AND ASKED YOURSELF, \" COULD THAT ACTUALLY BE TRUE?\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom nationally known writer Jeffrey Gurian, the creator of GNN ( Gurian News Network) featured on Comedy Central with Nick Kroll and John Mulaney, and a writer\/reporter for the legendary Weekly World News, pre-cursor to \"The Onion\", comes \u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Man Robs Bank With His Chin - And Other Unusual Stories Missed By Mainstream Media.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGurian's stories were considered so strange, even by WWN standards, that they gave him his own column called \u003cb\u003e\"Gurian's World of the Bizarre.\"\u003c\/b\u003e If you love \u003cb\u003eMonty Python\u003c\/b\u003e and pure absurdity then this is the book for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIf Salvador Dali had written a book of stories, this would be the book!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith a foreword by Scott Dikkers, the man who created \u003cb\u003eThe Onion\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eTheOnion.com\u003c\/b\u003e this book is the culmination of many years of Jeffrey Gurian's work in gathering the most unusual and bizarre stories from across the planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStories like: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Hunter Lost In Wilderness Saved By His Moustache\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Man Displays Uncanny Ability To Lift Heavy Objects With His Eye\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- College Professor Fired For Casually Removing His Spine In Class And Asking Students To Help Re-Insert It\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- George Washington Wore Wooden Pants\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Man Removes Own Appendix Using Beer As Anesthetic\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen you read this book, you will understand why the Gurian News Network (GNN) is widely known as your source for \u003cb\u003e\"All The News That's Fit To Dance To!\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Ever since I met Jeffrey Gurian good things started happening to me. Coincidence? YES!!!\"- COLIN JOST- WEEKEND UPDATE GUY AND HEAD WRITER AT SNL\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSO PRACTICE YOUR SCROLLING TECHNIQUE BY GOING BACK TO THE TOP AND CLICKING \"BUY NOW\", AND THEN JEFFREY WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE!!!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jeffrey L. Gurian\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1735442623\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781735442624\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Happiness Center Publications\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/27\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 108\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.59lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11.00h x 8.50w x 0.22d","brand":"Jeffrey L. Gurian","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44450271068415,"sku":"9781735442624","price":21.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_131ccd0b-1655-40c2-9ebf-10e79634abdd.jpg?v=1698503834","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/man-robs-bank-with-his-jeffrey-l-gurian-9781735442624","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}