{"product_id":"marriage-doesnt-work-neither-does-klaus-von-schlafengut-9780982257074","title":"MARRIAGE DOESN'T WORK Neither Does Divorce","description":"\u003cp\u003eContent Advisory: This book is intended for mature audiences and contains graphic violence, explicit sexual activity and disturbing imagery.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRIV..ET..TING. IMPONDERABLE. TRUE STORIES. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTRAGIC, PAINFUL, BITTERLY JUICY. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSTRAIGHT, GAY AND FU**ING HILARIOUS.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTrue-stories, gruesome, morbid, maniacal... and unreal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe stories are true, the statistics are real, the comedy is spot on, and the names are anonymous for obvious reasons.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMarriage doesn't work for our society anymore, and neither does divorce, this book validates it. Everything in here is a #TRUEstory and actually #happened. You won't like it, but you won't want to miss it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe only way the authors could see how to write this book without pissing a ton of people off or make people regret their choices in life, is to write it in an anonymous form sprinkled with satire. To form a more perfect union of connected yet dis-connected people who just want a relationship partner... maybe some kids. ok maybe a family, dog, cat, etc without giving up all of their assets to the marriage and divorce empire.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you are thinking about getting married - don't, and read this book. If you are married and getting separated, this book is for you. If you are divorced, then this book is for you. Look, you pay your therapist $150 an hour. This book costs way less, and is better than therapy. Read this and rethink before you lose everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Klaus Von Schlafengut\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0982257074\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780982257074\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e This Not That\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/31\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 462\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.47lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 1.00d","brand":"Klaus Von Schlafengut","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":48443768209663,"sku":"9780982257074","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_f5eef5e2-91f6-48b7-93d7-695d55ded736.jpg?v=1777207716","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/marriage-doesnt-work-neither-does-klaus-von-schlafengut-9780982257074","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}