{"product_id":"mars-craves-men-bronson-biggs-9781717218407","title":"Mars Craves Men: A Gay Time Travel Sci-Fi Adventure","description":"\u003cb\u003eGet ready for a smoking hot gay time travel adventure that doesn't hold\u003ci\u003e anything\u003c\/i\u003e back. \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e It's 2899. After the destruction of Earth, the remnants of humanity struggle to survive on Mars. People still mate to reproduce the species, but the concept of pleasure has been lost. To the Martians, it's a forgotten luxury. Until... \u003cbr\u003eThe galactic overlord who destroyed Earth is returning. And he expects tribute. Specifically, a highly trained gay harem including the hottest men alive. If he's displeased by clumsy or untrained tributes, he'll finish the job of exterminating the human race. \u003cbr\u003eBut how can men who've forgotten pleasure provide pleasure to anyone else? \u003cbr\u003eThere's only one answer. Travel back into the past to recruit a famous authority to teach them all his secrets. \u003cbr\u003eIt's 2019. Clark is an underemployed film journalist. On a whim, he invents a fake degree and writes a book about how to convert straight men into hard-partying gays. The book is total satire. Anybody in the twenty-first century has to know that. Trouble is, the men who use a time machine to scoop Clark into 2899 have never heard of satire. They need an honest-to-God expert on gay sensuality, and they think Clark is their man. \u003cbr\u003eNow he's got to save the human race or admit he's a total fake. Awkward.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Bronson Biggs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1717218407\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781717218407\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/22\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 134\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.31lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.29d","brand":"Bronson Biggs","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43984147972351,"sku":"9781717218407","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_32bcd574-20d0-4ec8-b7fe-e63b889a9c23.jpg?v=1683270762","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/mars-craves-men-bronson-biggs-9781717218407","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}