{"product_id":"max-rage-jake-bible-9798269014982","title":"Max Rage: Twelve Punches To Mars!","description":"\u003cp\u003eHe's a genetic masterpiece. A perfect physical specimen. A badass among mortals.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd a bouncer at the premiere dive bar on Earth because even badasses have to make a living.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow, Max Rage has been hired to protect the performing group, Punching Air, as they head to the biggest party in the Sol System- Scorching Dude. Taking up the entire planet of Mars, Scorching Dude is one raucous event that lasts all day, all night, and has something for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut, when Rage arrives, nothing goes as planned and he soon finds himself dealing with giant worms, stealth-suited assassins, pretentious space royalty, and the worst opponent of all- his resurrected ex-wife!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGood thing Max Rage is one \u003ci\u003eIntergalactic Badass\u003c\/i\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWARNING: YOU WERE WARNED WITH THE LAST BOOK, BUT SOME DIDN'T LISTEN! This novel has gratuitous violence, sex, foul language, and a lot of bad jokes. THERE ARE PUNS, PEOPLE! PUNS!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jake Bible\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798269014982\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/08\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 332\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.69lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.83d","brand":"Jake Bible","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49170508284159,"sku":"9798269014982","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/max-rage-jake-bible-9798269014982","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}