{"product_id":"maybe-swearing-will-help-weldon-owen-9781681889351","title":"Maybe Swearing Will Help: Relax and Curse Your Ass Off in Cross-Stitch","description":"\u003cb\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe idiots got you down? Get a needle and thread and stab your stress away with this collection of wash-your-mouth-out-with-soap cross-stitch patterns. Cursing a blue streak has never been so satisfying!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThere are times when just hollering obscenities won't do--you need to stab something. Now you can do both. \u003ci\u003eMaybe Swearing Will Help\u003c\/i\u003e combines two of the best stress-relievers--cursing, and cross stitch--into one of the most irreverently enjoyable crafting experiences you'll ever have. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e With 25 patterns from the crafting world's most bad-ass cross-stitch designers, this book has everything from a modern take on the traditional sampler to retro comic book designs, all with snarky to downright foul-mouthed phrases. It is definitely not your grandmother's cross stitch! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e No previous experience is required. In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, the book includes a guide to basic lesson in cross-stitch techniques, so anyone can start swearin' and stabbin' right away. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Whether you want the world to know that they need to wash their damn hands or you want to stitch a gift for your favorite potty mouth, Maybe Swearing Will Help has just what you need to find your way to inner f*cking peace. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cb\u003eSWEARING AND STABBING\u003c\/b\u003e: Get out your aggressions with a easy-to-make foul-mouth cross-stitch projects \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cb\u003e25 PATTERNS\u003c\/b\u003e: Choose from dozens of designs to send just the right message, from Bollocks to F*ck It \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cb\u003eFOR EVERY SKILL LEVEL\u003c\/b\u003e: From beginning potty-mouths to expletive experts, Maybe Swearing Will Help includes complete patterns, step-by-step instructions, and a guide to cross-stitch basics \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cb\u003eTOP DESIGNERS\u003c\/b\u003e: Patterns created by more than a dozen of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cb\u003eINSPIRING IMAGES\u003c\/b\u003e: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your beautiful damned artwork\u003cbr\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Weldon Owen\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1681889358\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781681889351\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Weldon Owen\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/07\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 128\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.40lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.10h x 8.00w x 0.80d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eLibrary Journal\u003c\/i\u003e 12\/16\/2022 pg. 1","brand":"Weldon Owen","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":44073179840767,"sku":"9781681889351","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_bd2413b1-4abb-45bc-b518-ba60fcb4f75d.jpg?v=1685446287","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/maybe-swearing-will-help-weldon-owen-9781681889351","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}