{"product_id":"mediocre-mindfulness-avery-calm-9798269197036","title":"Mediocre Mindfulness: A Parody of Inner Peace and Other Failures","description":"\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eMediocre Mindfulness: A Parody of Inner Peace and Other Failures\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAvery Calm\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat if inner peace was just... average?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eMediocre Mindfulness\u003c\/i\u003e is a darkly funny parody of self-help culture for anyone who's tired of pretending to be calm. Forget daily affirmations and deep breathing, this pocket-sized guide to semi-serenity embraces the art of being \u003ci\u003efine-ish\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAcross six delightfully relatable chapters: \u003ci\u003eOffice Zen, Remote Work Awareness, Family Gathering Enlightenment, Grocery Store Grounding, Public Transport Presence, \u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eAt Home with Yourself, \u003c\/i\u003eyou'll find wry, comforting one-liners about surviving modern life with a sigh and a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for fans of \u003ci\u003eZen as F*ck, Calm the F*ck Down, \u003c\/i\u003e and other irreverent wellness books, \u003ci\u003eMediocre Mindfulness\u003c\/i\u003e makes the ideal gift for overthinkers, exhausted coworkers, burnt-out parents, and anyone who needs a laugh instead of another lecture.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eFunny mindfulness gift book\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdult parody of self-help and wellness culture\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect stocking stuffer, office gift, or coffee table laugh\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eCompact 5x8 matte paperback - 100 pages of ironic calm\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause enlightenment is overrated - and you're already halfway there.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Avery Calm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798269197036\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/19\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 108\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.25lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.22d","brand":"Avery Calm","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49172217856255,"sku":"9798269197036","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/mediocre-mindfulness-avery-calm-9798269197036","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}