{"product_id":"meow-felix-long-paws-9798306898360","title":"Meow: A romance fantasy cat novel, a purrfectly epic adventure","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe greatest love story ever told. Every single word of it is \"meow.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMEOW is a real, physical novel written entirely in cat: an epic romance-fantasy adventure told meow by meow, from the first page to the dramatic finale. It is the perfect funny gag gift for cat lovers, and quite possibly the only novel your cat can actually read.\u003c\/p\u003eWhat awaits inside\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eOne hundred percent authentic feline prose.\u003c\/b\u003e Every word is \"meow.\" Is it a love confession? A battle cry? A prophecy? Yes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eYou decide the plot.\u003c\/b\u003e A heroic quest, a forbidden romance, an existential crisis: the story is whatever you (or your cat) imagine it to be.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eA conversation piece.\u003c\/b\u003e Leave it on the coffee table, slip it onto a bookshelf, or add it to the book club list and wait for someone to notice.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003eThe purrfect gift for\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eCat moms, cat dads, and certified crazy cat ladies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eBirthdays, Christmas stocking stuffers, Secret Santa and White Elephant exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eThat friend who swears they will read \"when they find the right book\" (this is the right book)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eAnyone who needs a laugh delivered in paperback form\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eCurl up with your cat, a blanket, and a cup of tea, and try to decode the story together. Will they meow back? Will they judge you? Probably both.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning: \u003c\/b\u003e side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, feline levels of curiosity, and the sudden urge to answer all questions with \"meow.\" Proceed with a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct details: \u003c\/b\u003e 6 x 9 inch paperback, 144 pages of premium meow, crisp white paper, and a cover featuring the most soulful blue eyes in contemporary literature.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Felix Long Paws\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798306898360\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/14\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 118\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.37lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.25d","brand":"Felix Long Paws","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48997904482559,"sku":"9798306898360","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/meow-felix-long-paws-9798306898360","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}