{"product_id":"merry-friggin-christmas-joseph-jr-cillo-9781942590224","title":"Merry Friggin' Christmas: An Edgy Christmas Comedy","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe perfect gift for that \u003cem\u003eBah-humbug!\u003c\/em\u003e in your life! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMerry Friggin' Christmas\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAn Edgy Christmas Comedy \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"A funny book about Christmas and a dead comedy man...\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"...takes the cake as the best of the holiday season. It has charisma, a fantastic voice, and it was funny as all hell.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"A fresh and funny take on the holidays...\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBased on The Life of \u003cstrong\u003eCarlton St. Michael, \u003c\/strong\u003e the \u003cstrong\u003eNUMBER ONE TOP RATED\u003c\/strong\u003e show on the \u003cstrong\u003eURN! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, who is Carlton St. Michael?\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Carlton St. Michael is an up-and-coming atheist stand-up comic on the verge of fame and fortune. The only problem is, he's dead. Actually, \u003cem\u003etwice \u003c\/em\u003edead. Caught dead in Jersey. \u003cem\u003eTwice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e And, his life story has become the number one top-rated show on the Undying Rerun Network (URN). \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Christmas Comedy, \u003c\/strong\u003e of all things.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e But Carlton isn't buying any of it. He's out to prove it's all some near-death hallucination that will fade to black when he really dies, or vanish when he awakes. \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e So, are you dying to see how this story turns out? Well, that's the only way to see it on the URN. You have to \u003cem\u003edie\u003c\/em\u003e first. But Carlton has written it all down for you, so you can enjoy it without venturing beyond the veil. \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Even if you are dying to enjoy Carlton's story, you need not go that far. You can get the EBook, NOW!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Warning: Merry Friggin' Christmas is a Christmas Comedy for Adults and is too edgy for children under age 13.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCheck out some reviews from some \u003cem\u003eimaginary\u003c\/em\u003e people: \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \"This book surprised me. I kept thinking I knew where it was going, and it ended up somewhere else. I wish I did not have to be dead to see it on the URN.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMisty Fication\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \"I bought this book because there are elves on the cover. I love elves. The book was so good that I didn't even realize there were no elves in the story until the end, and it didn't matter to me at all.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSylvaniel the Elven Princess\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \"I can't tell you why I loved this book without spoiling the ending. So, let's just say that I loved it, because of the ending.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJohn Q. Endingliker\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Joseph Jr. Cillo\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1942590229\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781942590224\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Infornuity Publishing, LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/12\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 234\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.77lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.53d","brand":"Joseph Jr. Cillo","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48874013982975,"sku":"9781942590224","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/merry-friggin-christmas-joseph-jr-cillo-9781942590224","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}