{"product_id":"merry-friggin-christmas-joseph-jr-cillo-9781942590248","title":"Merry Friggin' Christmas: An Edgy Christmas Comedy, Naughty Edition","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe perfect gift for that \u003cem\u003eBah-humbug!\u003c\/em\u003e in your life!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMerry Friggin' Christmas\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn Edgy Christmas Comedy \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNaughty \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003eEdition\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"A funny book about Christmas and a dead comedy man...\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"...takes the cake as the best of the holiday season. 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He's out to prove it's all some near-death hallucination that will fade to black when he really dies, or vanish when he awakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut Carlton found that wherever he was, his laptop either digitally bleeped his colorful language or colored it over in Christmasy euphemisms. So, we have painstakingly recolored his favorite words in this \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003enaughty\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e edtition, so you can enjoy his story in his unfiltered language. Or, at least, the best we can figure his unfiltered language would be. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBe advised, however, Carlton does not leave many crayons in the box and unused when it comes to coloring, so if you are easily offended, please seek out the standard edition.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, are you dying to see how this story turns out? Well, that's the only way to see it on the URN. 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The book was so good that I didn't even realize there were no elves in the story until the end, and it didn't matter to me at all.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSylvaniel the Elven Princess\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \"I can't tell you why I loved this book without spoiling the ending. So, let's just say that I loved it, because of the ending.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJohn Q. 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