{"product_id":"meta-misfits-jeff-beesler-9798233620942","title":"Meta-Misfits","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlackberry Mint Lemonade. A simple fast food treat, or the catalyst for societal collapse? Scottie Brentson doesn't know. Yet that doesn't stop him from trying the latest beverage craze El Rancho Burgers has to offer. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt isn't long before he regrets his choice. First assuming he suffers from an allergic reaction to the refreshment, he quickly discovers himself mutating into a pyrokinetic being. He isn't alone. Other people develop super-strength, ice, parasitic telepathy, and magic, among other abilities. Not all these powers will benefit mankind. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf Scottie thinks he can just leave town, he's wrong. Deep in the heart of the operation behind El Rancho Burgers, the mysterious C.O.R.B.I.N., lies a dark tie he'll want to sever soon. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBecause this corporation will break Scottie's spirit to make him work for them. And nobody in all the history of Greensville has ever refused C.O.R.B.I.N. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNot even the META-MISFITS. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNikolas P. Robinson says, \"Meta-Misfits is fantastic. It reminds me a lot of Douglas Adams and John Scalzi sort of wrapped into one package. It's ridiculous in a good way.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jeff Beesler\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798233620942\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Jeff Beesler\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/20\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 170\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.45lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.39d","brand":"Jeff Beesler","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48874564255999,"sku":"9798233620942","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/meta-misfits-jeff-beesler-9798233620942","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}