{"product_id":"midlife-crisis-on-infinite-earths-samson-brown-9798889605966","title":"Midlife Crisis on Infinite Earths","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere once was another me who lived on another world.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe made all the same choices except he married a different girl.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe was a monster a literal shape changing demon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho only wanted the life found in his semen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2 kids later her love turned to scheming.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne day while he slept she sawed his head off.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSince the children were demonic half breeds they gnawed his legs off.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHis death was necessary you understand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn order to achieve this place of honor on the back cover of the book you now hold in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eP.S You know want to take this tour. Come inside enjoy the ride. I'm Samson Brown and I'm your tour guide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Samson Brown\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798889605966\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Page Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/02\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 102\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.35lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.24d","brand":"Samson Brown","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45898039951615,"sku":"9798889605966","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_580d34f1-7d52-4a62-8605-8d24657cd113.jpg?v=1721375357","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/midlife-crisis-on-infinite-earths-samson-brown-9798889605966","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}