{"product_id":"minibate-david-holly-9781514644225","title":"Minibate: Adventures in Male Emasculation","description":"\u003cb\u003eA completely original and updated version of an older book with all new adventures.\u003c\/b\u003eWritten to celebrate gender fluidity, the stories in this book are simply fabulous. The descriptions are hilarious, the characters are clever and devious, and the plots are twisted. The stories are fresh and original and divinely decadent\u003cp\u003eWhile these adventures might leave some males protectively clutching, the stories are particularly charming and deliciously funny. So, although \u003ci\u003eMinibate: Adventures in Male Emasculation\u003c\/i\u003e has been classified as dystopian, the tales related within are sexy, humorous, and provocative.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn the other hand, the themes of these stories speak to serious social issues. They address social conformity as opposed to individual freedom, and they provide solutions (albeit, disquieting and draconian) to the problems of overpopulation, environmental destruction, war, famine, patriarchal exploitation, child abuse, toxic masculinity, spousal abuse, masculinist protectionism, and other social plagues that affect humans today.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe stories are based upon the following premises: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat would happen if every wife, mother, aunt, sister, girlfriend, and grandmother became obsessed with eliminating every male's ability to penetrate?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat would happen if the leaves from Resim bushes growing on remote topical islands could shrink a male's organs until his groin was reduced to an effeminate mound?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat would happen if the roots of the Resim bush femulated a male's rump?\u003cbr\u003eWhat would happen if a chemical found in tree bark on those same islands permanently removed a male's body hair except for his eyebrows and eyelashes and the hair on his head?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat would happen if a Radical Gynocracy bent on a benevolent world domination by women synthesized those natural chemicals into Minibate, a masturbation lubricant that gave males mind-altering orgasms?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat would happen if Minibate was so irresistible that a single drop touching a male's penis would force him to continue minibating until his manhood was gone forever?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRead about males' Minibate adventures. Their tales are comical, often shocking, mildly erotic, sometimes creepy, satirical, lurid, disturbing, ironic, and weird as an alligator wearing panties.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e David Holly\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1514644223\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781514644225\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/21\/2015\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 284\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.73lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.60d","brand":"David Holly","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44072676262143,"sku":"9781514644225","price":13.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_00eeea3f-425a-40d8-9fa7-ca5deca11880.jpg?v=1685443354","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/minibate-david-holly-9781514644225","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}