{"product_id":"mom-likes-to-be-choked-brad-gosse-9798294550844","title":"Mom Likes To Be Choked: Guide To Every Day Kinks","description":"Mom Likes to be Choked: Guide to Everyday Kinks\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eA cheerful bedtime story for adults who grew up, got weird, and stayed that way.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLet's be honest, life is hard, bills are overdue, and your childhood dreams died the moment you stepped into your first cubicle. So why not treat yourself (or some poor jerk you call a friend) to a colourful, crass, and unapologetically kinky parody book that tackles the birds and the butt-plugs of modern-day kink culture?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Mom Likes to be Choked: Guide to Everyday Kinks\"\u003c\/b\u003e is the perfect gift for people who are equal parts dirty-minded and dead inside. Written in the sugary sweet cadence of a children's book, but with \u003ci\u003every adult\u003c\/i\u003e themes, this illustrated guide walks you through everything from spanking and ropes to foot worship and gas masks (because of course it does).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePresented by a cast of wide-eyed cartoon animals who have clearly seen some things, this book is less about educating and more about escalating. It doesn't pull punches, it pulls hair (with consent, obviously).\u003c\/p\u003eInside these pages, you'll find: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCute animals doing filthy things in a delightfully innocent art style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRhyming stanzas that would make a kindergarten teacher choke on their pearls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA cynical but strangely wholesome celebration of kink, consent, and how deeply weird adulthood has become\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe friend who overshares at brunch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour favorite sex-positive coworker (you know the one)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA bachelorette party that got wildly out of hand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCouples therapy gone rogue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA passive-aggressive gift for your prudish aunt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who's too jaded for Hallmark cards and too pervy for Jesus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs it educational? Maybe a little. Is it safe for work? \u003ci\u003eAbsolutely not.\u003c\/i\u003e Will it make you laugh so hard you spit out your lukewarm boxed wine? We hope so. But most importantly, this book reminds you that we're all a little twisted, and that's okay. (Unless you're into feet. Then it's \u003ci\u003edefinitely\u003c\/i\u003e not okay. Just kidding. Mostly.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo grab a copy, gift it to a friend, or leave it on your coffee table for guests to question your taste in literature. It's a cringe-inducing, boundary-blurring, eye-roll-inducing celebration of what makes us... well, not boring.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause if you're going to be unhinged, you might as well rhyme about it.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Brad Gosse\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798294550844\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/28\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 38\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.25lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.10d","brand":"Brad Gosse","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47965456138495,"sku":"9798294550844","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_6b409cee-a469-45c8-861b-7a7daee46ca1.jpg?v=1767280686","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/mom-likes-to-be-choked-brad-gosse-9798294550844","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}