{"product_id":"moms-magic-gummies-brad-gosse-9798280687363","title":"Mom's Magic Gummies: Make Traffic More Fun","description":"Mom's Magic Gummies: Make Traffic More Fun\u003cbr\u003eWelcome to a twisted little tale told in the sugary-sweet style of a bedtime book... if your bedtime story was written by a half-sober stand-up comic who just finished parenting class and failed spectacularly. \u003cb\u003e\"Mom's Magic Gummies: Make Traffic More Fun\"\u003c\/b\u003e is a hilarious, irreverent parody of those classic children's books-with the look and feel of a wholesome storybook, and the filthy grown-up humor of a barstool confessional.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis delightfully inappropriate cartoon book tells the story of a world where adulting is a wild ride-complete with stoner grandpas, juice boxes laced with \"spice,\" expired meat side-hustles, and moms who call edible binges \"self-care.\" It's a ride through questionable parenting choices, chaotic family moments, and scenes that toe the line between dysfunctional and disturbingly familiar.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside these cheerful-looking pages, you'll meet: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA mom who hides her gummies better than she hides her trauma\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKids who pray to Judge Judy instead of Jesus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA grandma who stores gasoline like it's kombucha\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA kid who knows exactly what a time-share scam looks like\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd a whole parking lot of degenerates at the dispensary\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Mom's Magic Gummies\"\u003c\/i\u003e is written in easy-to-read rhyme, making it perfect for adults who want to feel like they're reading a bedtime story without the burden of actual parenting. It's the kind of book that makes you laugh out loud, then question whether you're doing okay. (Spoiler alert: you're not-but at least you're laughing.)\u003c\/p\u003eThis Funny Book Makes the Perfect Joke Gift for Grown-Ups Who: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnjoy dark, edgy humor that hides behind cheerful illustrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLove gag gifts and want to dominate the white elephant party\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeed a clever stoner gift or weed-themed birthday present\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAppreciate an offbeat adult humor book with some bite\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAre parents, former kids, or simply messed up in a fun way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eGive it as a \u003cb\u003eChristmas gift for the family misfit\u003c\/b\u003e, a \u003cb\u003ebirthday gift for your high-functioning burnout friend\u003c\/b\u003e, or a \u003cb\u003ejoke gift for the mom who \"needs a minute\"\u003c\/b\u003e. Pair it with actual gummies (or don't, your call) and watch the laughter roll in. It's colorful. It's crass. It's a car crash of parenting satire, and you'll love every wrecked rhyme.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMom's Magic Gummies: Make Traffic More Fun\u003c\/b\u003e is the adult humor book you didn't know you needed-until you were three glasses in and hate-scrolling Amazon. It's not for kids. It's barely for adults. But it's perfect for \u003ci\u003eyou.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Brad Gosse\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798280687363\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/20\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 34\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.23lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.09d","brand":"Brad Gosse","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47087748874495,"sku":"9798280687363","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_656d3f1b-30b4-47b9-b29a-24cb8cf794ba.jpg?v=1753850688","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/moms-magic-gummies-brad-gosse-9798280687363","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}