{"product_id":"moo-a-novel-for-cows-silver-sage-books-9798338758717","title":"Moo, A Novel for Cows: A Silly Book About Absolutely Nothing","description":"\u003cp\u003eDisclaimer: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMoo A Novel is, without a doubt, the most comprehensive collection of the word \"moo\" ever assembled in the history of literature. If you were expecting a gripping drama, a tale of love, or an exploration of the bovine psyche, we regret to inform you that this is not that book. Instead, prepare yourself for page after page of unapologetic \"moo\" in all its repetitive glory.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book is a gag-seriously, it's just \"moo.\" And while it might sound like the ramblings of a dairy-obsessed madman, rest assured that no cows were harmed (or consulted) in the making of this novel. Any similarities to real cows, living or chewing cud, is purely coincidental and probably hilarious.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is no hidden message, no deeper meaning, and certainly no secret cow conspiracy embedded within these pages-although we're open to the idea that the cows might be plotting something. We advise you not to overanalyze or search for symbolism in the word \"moo.\" If you think you've found one, you're overthinking it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease be advised, this book is not based on real events. If your life somehow mirrors this story of relentless mooing, you might want to reevaluate your surroundings-or consider moving off the farm. This book is best enjoyed by those with a strong sense of humor and an even stronger tolerance for bovine nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Silver Sage Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798338758717\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/09\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 132\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.30lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.28d","brand":"Silver Sage Books","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47201054785791,"sku":"9798338758717","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_ec19c5ff-db01-4ac7-a838-97758b2be5a7.jpg?v=1756788734","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/moo-a-novel-for-cows-silver-sage-books-9798338758717","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}