{"product_id":"mr-gorzug-and-the-required-nole-moody-9798197329646","title":"Mr Gorzug and the Required Qualifications","description":"\u003cp\u003eMr. Gorzug has survived a magical siege, a hostile school improvement framework, and several parents' evenings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, England has now discovered teaching standards.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHalcyon Comprehensive is stabilising at last. The corridors are calmer. The children are healing. Mr. Gorzug has become, against all reasonable expectation, an accepted part of the school itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhich is precisely when the system decides he requires qualifications.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eApparently saving children, holding corridors together during supernatural incidents, and successfully managing Year Nine are not considered sufficient evidence of professional competence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow Gorzug must endure training days, observation rubrics, reflective journals, mentor meetings, safeguarding modules, educational theory, and the growing suspicion that modern institutions fear unlicensed effectiveness on principle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWorse still, the more formally he becomes part of the school, the less temporary his life in England begins to feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs Halcyon faces increasing outside attention, recovering students struggle with the lingering effects of the breach between worlds, and the trust attempts to turn lived care into measurable policy, Gorzug finds himself confronting a deeply uncomfortable possibility: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe may no longer simply be defending this place.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe may belong to it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMr. Gorzug And The Required Qualifications is the third book in the warmly funny fantasy series about schools, safeguarding, bureaucracy, belonging, and an orc war-chief slowly becoming exactly the sort of adult children trust without hesitation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for readers who enjoy: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDiscworld-style observational humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFound family and slow emotional arcs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSchool and workplace fiction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry British comedy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFantasy grounded in ordinary human kindness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStories where protecting people matters more than looking impressive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Nole Moody\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798197329646\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/24\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 328\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.97lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.69d","brand":"Nole Moody","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48801576485119,"sku":"9798197329646","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/mr-gorzug-and-the-required-nole-moody-9798197329646","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}