{"product_id":"mrs-claus-spanks-hard-maisie-wilder-9798275532289","title":"Mrs. Claus Spanks Hard: Eliza and Riley's Holiday Quest","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhen Christmas magic meets academic paranoia, someone's getting more than coal in her stocking!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEliza Morgan is a brilliant, neurotic doctoral student who approaches Christmas tree decorating like a military operation-complete with laminated placement guides and load distribution analysis. When a mysterious invitation arrives via chimney (clearly a security breach requiring immediate investigation), she's convinced she's stumbled onto an elaborate cult recruitment scheme.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHer girlfriend Riley thinks the magical toy workshop is adorable. Eliza thinks it's a sophisticated psychological operation. But when her relentless conspiracy theories and academic superiority start hurting people's feelings, she discovers that Mrs. Claus has a cheerful ping-pong paddle and zero tolerance for bratty behavior.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBetween getting spanked by Santa's wife, following glowing magical footprints through downtown, and trying to rationalize singing paint as \"advanced acoustical manipulation,\" Eliza's carefully ordered world is falling apart. And when she learns the shocking truth, she'll have to choose between her theories and her heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA laugh-out-loud lesbian romantic comedy featuring: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA magnificently neurotic heroine who tries to science her way out of Christmas magic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMultiple spankings from both girlfriend and Mrs. Claus herself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDomestic discipline with plenty of aftercare and humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA heartwarming found family of magical workshop elves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChristmas magic, conspiracy theories, and academic meltdowns\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSweet romance with BDSM elements and a guaranteed HEA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for readers who love holiday magic, disciplinary romance, and heroines who need a firm hand to help them stop overthinking everything!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Maisie Wilder\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798275532289\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/21\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 114\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.28lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.27d","brand":"Maisie Wilder","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48659690258687,"sku":"9798275532289","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/mrs-claus-spanks-hard-maisie-wilder-9798275532289","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}