{"product_id":"my-beaver-took-a-beating-justin-orlando-9798254789727","title":"My Beaver Took a Beating","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMy Beaver Took a Beating\u003c\/b\u003e is a wildly inappropriate, laugh-out-loud adult parody book for readers who enjoy ridiculous double entendres, naughty humor, and storybooks that absolutely are \u003cb\u003enot\u003c\/b\u003e for children.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTold in a playful rhyming style, this outrageous tale follows one very busy day in the life of a woman's beloved pet beaver. At first, the attention is gentle. Then the visitors keep coming. Before long, the beaver is patted, poked, flicked, fluffed, trimmed, smacked, and thoroughly worn out by a parade of curious guests. By the end of the day, the poor thing has taken quite enough excitement and is finally raked back home for some well-earned rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePacked with over-the-top wordplay, escalating absurdity, and cartoon-style charm, \u003cb\u003eMy Beaver Took a Beating\u003c\/b\u003e is perfect for fans of: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eadult parody books\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edirty humor and innuendo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egag gifts and funny books\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etwisted bedtime-story spoofs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehumorous coffee table books\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elaugh-out-loud novelty reads\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you are buying it for yourself or as a hilarious gift for a friend with a questionable sense of humor, this book delivers big winks, shameless jokes, and nonstop cheeky fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning: \u003c\/b\u003e This is an adult humor parody book filled with suggestive comedy and double entendres. It is intended for mature readers and people who know exactly why the title is funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Justin Orlando\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798254789727\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/03\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 26\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.19lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.07d","brand":"Justin Orlando","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48440790155519,"sku":"9798254789727","price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_52fab10d-09a2-4529-8917-e7eb68829f2d.jpg?v=1777184829","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/my-beaver-took-a-beating-justin-orlando-9798254789727","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}