{"product_id":"my-dads-a-warlock-and-harwood-jones-9781069698544","title":"My Dad's A Warlock and I'm On Probation","description":"\u003cp\u003eRule #1 of my magical probation: don't use your powers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRule #2: definitely don't sneeze.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI broke both.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow my parents are stuck in a nightmare dimension full of teeth and geometry that hates you, and the only person offering to help is \u003cstrong\u003eMorgana le Fay\u003c\/strong\u003e - yes, evil sorceress, probable sky-burner, please-don't-let-her-out Morgana.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe plan?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e1. Keep my maybe-crush from finding out she's basically a magical doomsday button.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2. Open a world-ending prison without ending the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf I pull it off? My parents come home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf I blow it? Bye-bye magic, bye-bye Earth, bye-bye me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, yeah. Totally fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNothing to worry about.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy are you looking at me like that?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Harwood-Jones\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1069698547\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781069698544\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Troy Harwood-Jones\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/22\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 428\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.09lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.87d","brand":"Harwood-Jones","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48066694938879,"sku":"9781069698544","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_2a634ef5-9fb1-4d85-b1f8-18973bfb9650.jpg?v=1768679930","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/my-dads-a-warlock-and-harwood-jones-9781069698544","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}