{"product_id":"my-dear-flinchy-m-t-christen-9798994281109","title":"My Dear Flinchy","description":"\u003cp\u003eA disillusioned degenerate named Harley meets the most stubborn, unenthused, and stinkiest magical white cow that ever existed in West Pillar. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTasked with taking this cow to the southern end of a dangerous, red rock desert, Harley hopes to make a quick buck. She wants to head east to find a new home, since the west holds nothing for her but trauma caused by a slaver she never wants to think about again. Just as she gets started, she meets a plucky kid named Kade Kitt who begs for her help. She realizes he has powers that could help her navigate the dangers of this place, and decides she will use him, then lose him. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat she encounters is nothing short of fated crookery: fighting colossal scorpions, negotiating her way out of hairy situations, and surviving gunfights with bald cattle wranglers. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe only thing left for Harley to face? Her own cowardice . . . and the relentless rambling of her pesky companions. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e M. T. Christen\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798994281109\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Inkcraft Publishing LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/30\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 414\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.05lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.92d","brand":"M. T. Christen","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49097273737471,"sku":"9798994281109","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/my-dear-flinchy-m-t-christen-9798994281109","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}