{"product_id":"my-facebook-disgracebook-bob-matthews-9781732847002","title":"My Facebook Disgracebook: Waiting for the Dementia","description":"\u003cstrong\u003eLife is funny... But only if you see the humor in it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo one thinks like Bob Matthews. No one wants to. But, for some time now, many loyal Facebook readers have been delightfully entertained by his particular brand of truth-based idiocy for the same reason that people just can't seem to look away from a good car wreck. A compilation of quips, gargles, philosophical drool, and blasphemes; from the disenchanted, disenfranchised land of \"Bob's WoRld\"; My Facebook Disgracebook: Season One is a tumultuously funny collection of Facebook musings, essays and notions from Bob's inaugural Facebook season. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo ants ever get humans in their pants? How would that work? \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWTF does \"WTF\" mean? \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI wonder if Buddhist monks ever mindlessly use the phrase \"YOLO.\" \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTHE CONSTIPATION NAZI: No poop for YOU!!! \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf your only tool is a hammer, then every problem looks like a thumb. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe tale has oft been told of the hopeful, budding author who sat down to write The Great American Novel. But, until now, no one has ever set out to write The Crappy American Book of Drivel. Oh sure, a lot of authors end up doing just that. But it's doubtful that they started out with that intent. That's where this book differentiates itself. Bob Matthews set out to write a book of absurd, fallacious crap and actually did it. A classic example of the power of goal-setting. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBut There's More! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor your reading annoyance, this book also includes additional, completely new and improved, never-before-published nonsense (enough to raise the perceived value of this book). And that alone, makes this book a truly GREAT value proposition. (Not for you... for Bob.) \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe farce is strong with this one: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eBOB MATTHEWS is a retired engineering manager, award-winning speaker, and part time resident of\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Bob Matthews\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1732847002\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781732847002\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Ninja Pants Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/30\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 280\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.83lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.59d\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bob Matthews","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48442510737663,"sku":"9781732847002","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_4c3b4942-e03b-455d-9cf0-9f522bcf3505.jpg?v=1777197871","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/my-facebook-disgracebook-bob-matthews-9781732847002","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}