{"product_id":"my-girlfriend-is-an-nekomimi-e-m-turnage-9798180618924","title":"MY Girlfriend Is an Nekomimi Alien Cat Queen who wants me to blow up the earth?!","description":"\u003cp\u003eMY Girlfriend Is a Nekomimi Alien Cat Queen Who Wants Me to Blow Up the Earth?!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat if your blind date from the internet turned out to be a nine-foot-tall alien cat queen who crossed galaxies to claim you as her mate... and her mother will blow up Earth if you say no?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLeon Carter is the last guy anyone would pick as humanity's savior. He apologizes to furniture, stress-eats cold pizza, and somehow juggles three almost-girlfriends while chatting with a mysterious woman named Luna. Everything is perfectly, disastrously fine-until the sky rips open.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA shimmering calico beam slams into the pavement outside a coffee shop. Out steps Queen Felinara: regal, radiant, and towering at nine feet of cosmic perfection with feline ears, a swishing tail, and glowing markings. She kneels before a stunned Leon and declares him her destined mate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCue total chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFelinara moves into his tiny one-bedroom apartment. The couch groans. The ceiling becomes a hazard. His friends-sweet Alice with her casseroles, chaotic Kaitlyn with her livestreams, and camera-ready Nicole-become the unofficial \"Handmaidens of Chaos\" as they try to manage the situation (and film it for the internet). Meanwhile, governments panic, nuclear weapons mysteriously go offline, and the UN begs Leon on live hologram to \"just marry the alien cat queen already.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut Felinara isn't here to conquer. She's here to learn Earth customs the hard way: forks are treated like ceremonial tridents, video games are mastered instantly, and a simple first date turns into a three-act disaster involving structural damage, viral livestreams, and a glowing star-fragment that might explode if anyone threatens her mate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen her terrifying mother, Empress Selinara, arrives demanding answers. The fate of the planet comes down to one thing: coffee. When the Empress takes her first sip of dark roast, orbital weapons are temporarily powered down. Coffee diplomacy saves Earth. For now.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLiving with a nine-foot queen is destroying Leon's apartment and his sanity. Enter the transformation card - alien tech that can shrink Felinara to a manageable six-foot-four. The procedure works... until the card starts glitching. Cue frantic escapes, paparazzi ambushes, and a legendary Target run where Felinara discovers the glory of red shopping carts and plushie aisles.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThrough it all, Leon's fiery Puerto Rican mom Carla steals every scene, turning interstellar diplomacy into family dinner with pastelillos and tough love. As the glitches threaten to turn their cozy life back into chaos, Leon and Felinara must prove their bond is stronger than any royal obligation or malfunctioning alien technology.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny, sweet, and packed with laugh-out-loud moments, this cozy sci-fi rom-com delivers awkward human + powerful alien romance, found family, and zero actual planetary destruction.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for fans of heartwarming first-contact stories, chaotic alien girlfriend tropes, and anyone who loves a hero who never asked for the job but chooses it anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne spilled latte. One cosmic confession. One very determined cat queen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSometimes the universe's greatest love story starts with the words: \"I have descended... for you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReady to meet your new favorite alien queen?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e E. M. Turnage\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798180618924\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/08\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 60\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.14lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.16d","brand":"E. M. Turnage","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49173667184895,"sku":"9798180618924","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/my-girlfriend-is-an-nekomimi-e-m-turnage-9798180618924","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}