{"product_id":"my-sentient-sneaker-slept-with-woody-brewster-jr-9781721583096","title":"My Sentient Sneaker Slept with my Sister and Slaughtered my Son's Sixth Grade Science Teacher","description":"\"Humorous, demented, wrong on so many levels, and interesting...Reminiscent of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.\" - Stephanie O'Guin Sixty-Nine pages of Sociopathic Sneaker Sex and Slaughter. When Woody Brewster's shoe is woken as the result of an accidental science experiment, his life is flipped on its head. This book contains human-on-tennis shoe sexuality and graphic violence committed by inanimate objects. If you've read the title, you've read the book... so not buying the book is technically theft at this point.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Woody Brewster Jr\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1721583092\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781721583096\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/17\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 76\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.25lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.16d","brand":"Woody Brewster Jr","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48873685385471,"sku":"9781721583096","price":5.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/my-sentient-sneaker-slept-with-woody-brewster-jr-9781721583096","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}