{"product_id":"my-smelly-ass-lee-pong-wong-9781999348328","title":"My Smelly Ass: Kids Funny Bedtime Story Picture Book","description":"\u003cp\u003e'Henrietta stroked my smelly ass (donkey), whilst holding her nose and striking a strange social media sort of pose.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt started to tickle, making my ass rear-up and end in a pickle, getting its hind foot stuck in a hole which had been dug by a mole.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy ass began to panic, causing methane pressure to build-up inside its hide, making it bulge evermore wide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI said, \"You know, my ass is going to blow \"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe started to frown and we prepared to drown in a pungent sea of flatulence, whilst I feared the sonic booms might destroy all the rooms in the nearby town.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen, like a thousand football stadiums of flatulent fans all blowing off together in perfect harmony, my ass suffered a major gas leak, leaving us unable to even speak. It was so so loud, but my ass looked so so proud.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, at that very moment a passer-by tossed his burning cigarette butt up high, falling into the gas cloud from the sky. His butt detonated a big bang and the whole universe rang, as my ass sent out a shockwave of flaming ass radiation which knocked us off our feet and into the street.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooking up, I felt a little proud that my smelly ass had produced such a huge mushroom cloud.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStill in a daze, I got my ass back on its feet in the haze, whilst all around us was now ablaze, as Henrietta screamed, \"My ass is on fire \" ....'\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCan anyone save Henrietta's ass? Will my smelly ass ever escape the hole dug by a mole?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMy Smelly Ass children's picture book will have you and your children laughing out loud. This read makes a great bedtime story book for any kid. Suitable for both boys and girls, from preschool kids to early school children ages 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 to age 8 years old.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Lee Pong Wong\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 199934832X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781999348328\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Credwell Limited\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/16\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 28\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.26lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11.69h x 8.27w x 0.08d","brand":"Lee Pong Wong","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43940713758975,"sku":"9781999348328","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_4652bcbc-f908-4c64-bd16-9d69e36457e5.jpg?v=1681448769","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/my-smelly-ass-lee-pong-wong-9781999348328","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}