{"product_id":"namaste-and-other-lies-i-nicalene-coutts-9798289909480","title":"Namaste ...and other lies I told myself: A Sacred Roast of Spiritual Bypassing and Enlightened Nonsense Spiritual Life Lessons New Age done a new way","description":"\u003cp\u003eSpiritual awakening was never meant to be this entertaining...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewhich, ironically, might be the most awakened thing of all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEver saged your space like a high priestess... while \"researching\" your ex's new relationship?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePulled three tarot cards hoping they'd say the opposite of what you already knew?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSaid \"it's a soulmate connection\" right after ignoring three red flags and your own gut?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou're not alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this hilariously honest collection of modern spiritual mishaps, Nicalene Coutts takes you behind the scenes of metaphysical culture - where manifestation meets meltdown, and 'alignment' often disguises avoidance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTranslating spiritual jargon into real-world truth, she unpacks 20 laugh-out-loud chapters with lovingly provocative questions like: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Is it intuition... or indigestion disguised as divine guidance?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- And if you're in 5D, why are you still rage-posting in 3D?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith heart, humour, and a hefty sprinkle of sage-scented self-awareness, Namaste \u0026amp; Other Lies I Told Myself invites you to drop the performance, laugh at yourself and reclaim the magic of being gloriously human. Because enlightenment doesn't always look like a glow. Sometimes, it looks like finally laughing at your own spiritual expectations and experiences.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh - and you won't be journeying alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou'll meet a few colourful souls - completely made-up (but oddly familiar) caricatures of \"the tribe.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey're not here to be judged - just gently honoured, lovingly roasted, and joyfully recognised. Because sometimes, the fastest way to raise your frequency... is to laugh your socks off first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Nicalene Coutts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798289909480\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/27\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 130\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.40lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.28d","brand":"Nicalene Coutts","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48066642542847,"sku":"9798289909480","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_933dcbb1-6cc6-401f-9a1d-4e298c749130.jpg?v=1768679624","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/namaste-and-other-lies-i-nicalene-coutts-9798289909480","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}