{"product_id":"naughty-in-the-north-pole-melissa-smith-9798293956043","title":"Naughty in The North Pole: A Funny Innuendo Christmas Book for Adults Secret Santa Gifts, White Elephant Gift, Gag Stocking Stuffer","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eNaughty in the North Pole\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e A Hilariously Dirty Christmas Rhyming Book for Grown-Ups Who Like Their Cocoa with a Kick!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen wide-eyed Holly the elf moves to the North Pole, she's expecting hot cocoa, warm fires, and innocent Christmas cheer. What she finds instead? Tinsel-tied kinks, peppermint-flavored pleasure, and a whole lot of \u003ci\u003ehands-on holiday spirit.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this laugh-out-loud, innuendo-packed rhyming tale, Holly discovers the North Pole isn't all snowflakes and sleigh bells. The elves are frisky, the reindeer are bold, and Mrs Claus knows how to work a candy cane. From steamy snowman encounters to reindeer games that'll make you blush, Holly's festive fantasies come true, whether she's ready or not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdults who love their Christmas stories with spice\u003cbr\u003eNaughty stocking stuffers or gag gifts\u003cbr\u003eHoliday humor lovers looking for something outrageous\u003cbr\u003eCouples, friends, and party hosts craving a festive laugh\u003cbr\u003eFans of rhyming books with a \u003ci\u003enaughty twist\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eNaughty in the North Pole\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e is your must-have holiday read if you're ready to jingle \u003ci\u003emore than just bells\u003c\/i\u003e this season. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning: \u003c\/b\u003e Not suitable for children. Or serious people.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Melissa Smith\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798293956043\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/24\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 46\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.29lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.12d","brand":"Melissa Smith","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47760718627071,"sku":"9798293956043","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_4c79ad60-aba7-47d2-b80e-be03368dbe3e.jpg?v=1765514136","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/naughty-in-the-north-pole-melissa-smith-9798293956043","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}