{"product_id":"never-ask-for-flowers-nicole-ash-9798186209447","title":"Never Ask for Flowers: Letters to Cupid (true stories) from the Frustrated Hearts","description":"\u003cp\u003eDating comes with zero training, no manual, and one winged matchmaker who has some explaining to do.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eNever Ask for Flowers\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e is a collection of 39 true dating disasters, told as letters of complaint to Cupid himself and Cupid writes back. Every letter gets an answer in rhyme: part retelling, part roast, part genuinely good advice. Each story closes with a dating tip sharp enough to keep in your quiver.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you'll meet: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe boyfriend who wears sunglasses to the jewelry store (the rings are \"too bright\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA blind date that ends ankle-deep in a goat pen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA college football date chaperoned by Grandpa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe gym rat who buys you ice cream just to watch you eat it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA man who counts every penny but never your worth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd one tulip that outlived an entire relationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen stick around for the bonus reviews, a collection of true micro stories where Cupid's customers rate his matchmaking. Averaging a brutal 2.1 stars, Cupid, ever the professional, responds to the feedback.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're single and surviving out there, happily retired from dating and grateful for it, or nursing a fresh breakup with snacks in hand, these stories are the friend who says, \"Okay, that's bad, but listen to what happened to \u003ci\u003eme\u003c\/i\u003e.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for Galentine's Day, Valentine's survival kits, breakup care packages, white elephant exchanges, and anyone who ever asked for flowers and received exactly one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eScroll up and grab your copy. Flowers not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Nicole Ash\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798186209447\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/01\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 150\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.40lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.35d","brand":"Nicole Ash","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":50666058514687,"sku":"9798186209447","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_9da30611-2523-4c99-84a0-8fe54bc4727d.jpg?v=1792015383","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/never-ask-for-flowers-nicole-ash-9798186209447","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}