{"product_id":"never-spank-a-porcupine-phyllis-tenney-mudgett-9781500856120","title":"Never Spank a Porcupine","description":"\"There's a lot to be said for dairy farming, I keep telling myself. Actually, dairying wouldn't be bad at all if it weren't for cows. Now, no one should infer from this that I don't like cows. I do. I really do, especially with onions, mushrooms, and gravy.\" So begins this collection of hilarious memoirs from Phyllis Tenney Mudgett, who once sent a letter to the governor of Vermont, offering her body to be stuffed, mounted, and displayed beside \"The Last Vermont Panther\" in the Vermont History Museum, as a specimen of a rapidly disappearing species: a native born Vermont farmwife. She grew up on a tiny farm in the hills of Vermont surrounded with brothers, male cousins, and rowdy neighbor boys. She held her own. This book covers a part of her eventful life. As she explains, \"I don't get up in the morning thinking, 'What outrageous thing can I do today?' Things happen and I cope. Honest.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Phyllis Tenney Mudgett\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1500856126\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781500856120\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/20\/2014\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 152\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.36lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.99h x 5.24w x 0.33d","brand":"Phyllis Tenney Mudgett","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44809863823615,"sku":"9781500856120","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_76a740bd-8294-414c-9e85-045e994bdd2b.jpg?v=1707927687","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/never-spank-a-porcupine-phyllis-tenney-mudgett-9781500856120","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}