{"product_id":"no-one-likes-a-screaming-holly-symons-9781923567641","title":"No One Likes a Screaming Banshee: A Gentleman's Guide to Not Scaring Girls Away","description":"\u003cp\u003eNo one likes a screaming banshee. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEspecially not girls.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLet's be real, teen boys don't come with an instruction manual. Until now.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo One Likes a Screaming Banshee: A Gentleman's Guide to Not Scaring Girls Away\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud handbook to not being a walking red flag every young man needs (and every mum, sister, girlfriend, or mate wishes they had on hand).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you'll find 20 hilarious chapters covering the basics from showers, socks, and deodorant to dating, texting, and not roaring like a dinosaur to get attention. It's not Shakespeare, but it might just save you from a tragic love story.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePacked with sarcasm, savage truth bombs, and surprisingly useful advice, this is the ultimate funny gift book for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTeen boys who need a clue (spoiler: all of them) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParents who are tired of repeating \"use soap\" 500 times \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGirlfriends, sisters, and mates who want a relatable and slightly savage laugh \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause here's the cheat code: respect, self-awareness, and basic hygiene will get you further than 100 flexed selfies ever will.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRead it. Laugh at it. Learn from it. And for the love of all that is holy, wash your socks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Holly Symons\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1923567640\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781923567641\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Holly Symons\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/12\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 76\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.22lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.16d","brand":"Holly Symons","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48520091009279,"sku":"9781923567641","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_2d62524b-effa-4b0a-9cbb-acaa752e82e5.jpg?v=1778740688","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/no-one-likes-a-screaming-holly-symons-9781923567641","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}