{"product_id":"no-one-told-me-kitty-weiss-9798282915495","title":"No One Told Me: The Hilariously Honest Survival Guide to Parenting","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo One Told Me: The Hilariously Honest Survival Guide to Parenting\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eby Kitty Weiss\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eYou were told to expect sleepless nights and diaper duty. But no one told you...\u003c\/i\u003e The TV remote would become your child's favorite toy, or that you'd seriously consider bribing a toddler with Goldfish to stop licking the dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn't a how-to manual. This is the \u003cb\u003e\"laugh-so-you-don't-cry\"\u003c\/b\u003e, snack-stained, emotionally exhausted parenting survival guide you didn't know you needed - until you were hiding in the bathroom crying into a cold cup of coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom phantom baby cries to poop blowouts, mom guilt to snack-based diplomacy, \u003ci\u003eNo One Told Me\u003c\/i\u003e tackles the chaos of parenting with unfiltered humor and heartfelt truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIf you've ever: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGoogled \"can a child survive on Goldfish alone\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHidden in the bathroom just to breathe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCalled a friend just to say \"I'm fine\" while slowly unraveling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen this book is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you'll find: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReal talk about newborn sleep (or lack thereof)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe secret language of toddler negotiations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhy your pediatrician is basically your therapist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA reminder you're not alone - even when you're Googling poop colors at midnight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Kitty Weiss\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798282915495\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/09\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 186\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.56lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.40d\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kitty Weiss","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49169409999103,"sku":"9798282915495","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/no-one-told-me-kitty-weiss-9798282915495","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}