{"product_id":"no-one-trained-me-for-melita-jordan-thomas-9798272322449","title":"No One Trained Me for This: Tales from the Urban Principal's Chair","description":"Think being a principal is about clipboards, meetings, and shiny red apples. Think again. From breaking up hallway fights to chasing down stolen cars, calming parents ready to throw hands with fourteen-year-olds, and even getting asked to find a student's missing weed-Principal Mrs. Thomas has seen it all. Set in the wild, hilarious, and all-too-real world in an alternative school, these true-to-life stories pull back the curtain on what really happens behind the principal's desk. Spoiler alert: it's not always professional development and pep rallies. Sometimes it's police dogs in the hallway, fake baby bumps, and teachers hiding under their desks. With equal parts comedy, chaos, and hard-earned wisdom, this book proves one thing: No training can prepare you for the real-life education of being a principal. If you've ever worked in a school, loved your students to infinity, or just enjoy a good laugh at the ludicrousness of it all, this book is for you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Melita Jordan Thomas\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798272322449\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/05\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 104\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.33lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.22d","brand":"Melita Jordan Thomas","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48454297911551,"sku":"9798272322449","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_380074fc-ab14-4516-b74f-0ad9c81f3b55.jpg?v=1777305352","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/no-one-trained-me-for-melita-jordan-thomas-9798272322449","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}