{"product_id":"noisy-alien-communicator-matt-bitonti-9798987214626","title":"Noisy Alien Communicator","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Noisy Alien Communicator and The Visible Spectrum\" is a short-story science fiction anthology. It asks essential and unanswerable questions: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat will the future bring?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat if we could summon aliens?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhy am I so dizzy lately?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's better than other books because it's got two parts. Most other books only have one. Or three. And there are pictures!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNoisy Alien Communicator contains ten short stories from five authors. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn alphabetical order: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatt Bitonti\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJackrabbit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRobert V. Kilroy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBertram Montiekowicz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParadox M. Pollack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNAC Device invented by Scott Armstrong, a.k.a. BENT NOISE.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFurther Illustrations by Simon Adams\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eADVANCE PRAISE FOR NOISY ALIEN COMMUNICATOR: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"These humans are impetuous and must be destroyed! That's why I pay taxes!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Rrrxx from the gas giant orbiting Rygar-42\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"How have these foolish creatures survived this long?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Zilens from the Sigmoid quadrant\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrankford Publishing Number 1.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor more insanity, visit frankfordpublishing.com\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Matt Bitonti, Bertram Montiekowicz, Robert V. Kilroy\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 8987214621\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798987214626\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Frankford Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/28\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 212\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.64lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.45d","brand":"Matt Bitonti","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44130926067967,"sku":"9798987214626","price":19.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_15550634-0d64-4da6-9b1d-61e569385592.jpg?v=1687472037","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/noisy-alien-communicator-matt-bitonti-9798987214626","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}