{"product_id":"not-moms-julie-wittner-9798218895495","title":"Not Moms: a Guidebook: How to Survive With All That Extra Time and Money","description":"\u003cp\u003eYOU DID IT! Or rather, you didn't do it. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYOU DIDN'T HAVE KIDS!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou're CHILDFREE. Whether childfree by choice or part of a DINK household, you just unlocked the premium version of adulthood - the one without a tiny dictator demanding dino-shaped nuggets and a college fund. You've joined the exclusive club of adults who've been told, \"You'll regret it someday,\" by people who haven't slept since last Thursday.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNOT MOMS is the essential, laugh-out-loud handbook for adults with a deep appreciation of extra \"me time\" and money.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut what exactly are you supposed to do with all that glorious freedom and disposable cash?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tongue-in-cheek lifestyle guide blends practical advice with playful insights and sharp wit, all while reassuring readers that the childfree life is a valid and valuable choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom managing money, time, and social expectations to mastering the art of answering personal questions from loved ones and strangers, this whimsically illustrated book delivers a cathartic read for anyone navigating life without kids.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNOT MOMS celebrates alternative life paths with humor and heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach illustrated chapter combines inspirational ideas, relatable anecdotes, and comedy-driven observations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you'll find TIPS AND TRICKS such as: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuippy Responses to \"When Are You Having Kids?\" and Other Stupid Questions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThings You Can Say Out Loud When You Don't Have Kids\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinancial Planning with Our Simple \"Don't Buy This, Buy That!\" Chart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow To Tackle FOMO When Your Hormones Getcha!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAfterNap Affirmations for the Childfree\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd a guided Childfree Journal to document your amazing childfree life!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Julie Wittner,Katie Von Till\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798218895495\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Not Moms Productions\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/22\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 116\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.32lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.24d","brand":"Julie Wittner","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48743195771135,"sku":"9798218895495","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/not-moms-julie-wittner-9798218895495","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}