{"product_id":"not-safe-for-kids-kevin-shamel-9781621052197","title":"Not Safe For Kids","description":"\u003cp\u003eWARNING: THIS BOOK IS GUARANTEED TO EMOTIONALLY FUCK UP YOUR KIDS\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAh, children. They are obnoxious little question machines. And they won't shut up until you've given them a response. Dumb jerks. This book addresses all the cold, hard answers to all those stupid, stupid questions like: \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eDoes your poop smell bad? That means you're dying.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eHow do little rocks turn into big ones? They eat people.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eDid you know you can breathe underwater? It's true. Your body doesn't like it at first, but you totally can.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eDid you know that holding babies makes you run faster? Try it and see!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWouldn't it be cool if you could go back in time and fight dinosaurs for control of the moon? No it wouldn't be. You'd totally die.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eSo sit down and layer on the emotional scarring with this read-aloud picture book you WISH you could share with children. A hilarious read that is NOT SAFE FOR KIDS.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Kevin Shamel\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1621052192\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781621052197\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Spunk Goblin Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/01\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 130\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.52lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.25h x 7.50w x 0.28d","brand":"Kevin Shamel","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47039918506239,"sku":"9781621052197","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_08d7d7f6-ca92-48e8-90c4-e351f3186fe8.jpg?v=1752752986","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/not-safe-for-kids-kevin-shamel-9781621052197","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}