{"product_id":"not-so-nice-guy-janine-alvarado-9781495327421","title":"Not So Nice Guy","description":"Love ... Who needs it?\u003cp\u003eI don't know if this just comes with age or what, but I'm less patient with my relationships, when I should probably be more patient. The first sign of any drama, no matter how sexually starved I happen to be, and I lose her number. Perhaps this makes me unpopular with the ladies. Maybe I'm getting a reputation.\u003c\/p\u003eMeh\u003cp\u003eWhat I am hoping is that by reading my take on the whole mating game, you'll have a better appreciation for whatever predicament you're in, be that anything between marital bliss and been lovin' your fist.\u003c\/p\u003eKarma Kicked Me\u003cp\u003eSure, I'm bitter sometimes. Aren't you? How many times do you let karma kick you before you become jaded like me, and begin to expect it? So, you're pissed. He dumps you for a skank-hole. Go ahead and be hurt--that's natural. It's an ego slap. As you get older, you'll begin to take these more in stride. Sure, you'll complain about it to a friend, relative, or co-worker, but you'll get over it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLook at this book as my way of getting over it. A collection of irreverent, sarcastic, vulgar, crude, whatever-you-call-it essays containing my odd perception of life, which might actually lower my blood pressure by writing, and generate a giggle or two for the reader.\u003c\/p\u003eWARNING: F-Word Used Over 160 Times\u003cp\u003eBefore we go any further, let me warn you that I love to cuss. F-ing love it. You're going to read plenty of bad words, so reading aloud is strongly discouraged, unless you're in church.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlso, since I have taken certain liberties with our language, and I am a bit whiny and insensitive, I've decided to enhance this tome with--drum roll, please--\u003cstrong\u003erecipes\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003eYay, Recipes \u003cp\u003eCheers, my dears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Janine Alvarado, Phil Torcivia\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1495327426\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781495327421\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/12\/2014\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 206\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.48lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.99h x 5.24w x 0.44d","brand":"Janine Alvarado","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44064808403199,"sku":"9781495327421","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_f3a25565-99f8-4516-b594-8d1caa084167.jpg?v=1685397687","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/not-so-nice-guy-janine-alvarado-9781495327421","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}