{"product_id":"not-your-fault-you-were-the-soul-of-football-9798263562496","title":"Not Your Fault, You Were Born a Madridista: A Semi-Serious Guide to Accepting Your... Galactic Condition","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIs your friend a Madridista? Do they walk with an inexplicable swagger, believe the Champions League is their birthright, and bring up the number 15 in every single conversation?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCongratulations. You've found the perfect gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn't a book about football history. It's a hilarious, semi-serious guide to the \"Galactic Condition\" - the unique and often baffling psychology of the Real Madrid fan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you'll discover: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe definitive Madridista \"ID kit\"\u003c\/b\u003e: Learn how to spot them in the wild, from their polished style to their signature \"I am royalty\" smirk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe 10 phrases only a Madridista can say with pride\u003c\/b\u003e: And what they \u003ci\u003ereally\u003c\/i\u003e mean when they say them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA guide to their most sacred belief\u003c\/b\u003e: The \"Conspiracy Theory\" that the entire world is just secretly jealous of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eIt's Not Your Fault, You Were Born a Madridista\u003c\/i\u003e is a loving roast, a tongue-in-cheek guide, and a brilliant way to show your Madridista friend you \"understand\" them... or at least that you've got a great sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, go ahead. Buy it for them. Watch their face as they realize you've given them a book that perfectly captures their elegant arrogance. It's the one trophy they didn't see coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e The Soul Of Football\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798263562496\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/02\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 32\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.13lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.07d","brand":"The Soul Of Football","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49170179424511,"sku":"9798263562496","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/not-your-fault-you-were-the-soul-of-football-9798263562496","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}