{"product_id":"notes-to-my-future-husband-the-coquette-9781402270796","title":"Notes to My Future Husband: A Bitch's Guide to Our Happily Ever After","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the Most Hilarious Bitch Around?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet The Coquette, the insanely popular advice columist for \u003cem\u003eThe Daily\u003c\/em\u003e. Smirking but never cynical, she's a bad-ass with her own ideas about what it means to be a wife and what it takes to be a husband. \u003cem\u003eNotes to My Future Husband\u003c\/em\u003e is a modern woman's collection of tips on life, love, and everything in between.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBased on the blog named one of the \"funniest ever\" by the \u003cem\u003eNew York Observer\u003c\/em\u003e, this book is perfect for any seriously awesome bithch-or the man who loves her.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCold Cuts: If we have ham and you leave less than three slices in the package, you should just stab me in my sleep. What am I supposed to do with less than three pieces of ham? Dry my tears?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eObey: The word that will be conspicuously missing from our wedding vows.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI promise: to never comment on your bad breath, as long as you don't come near me with bad breath.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWe're going to make a lot of parenting mistakes: Let's not make putting leashes on our children when we go to the mall one of them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour job: I know I'm the 'free spirited one', but you're not allowed to be doing something that makes you miserable. Sorry. We'll f***'in live in a box, it's fine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e The Coquette\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1402270798\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781402270796\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Sourcebooks\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/01\/2012\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 256\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.50lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 6.90h x 4.90w x 0.80d","brand":"The Coquette","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48485082726655,"sku":"9781402270796","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_540989d8-9fcd-45fc-804a-cb80b21c446e.jpg?v=1778047789","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/notes-to-my-future-husband-the-coquette-9781402270796","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}