{"product_id":"oh-no-not-jesus-rtb-9780595433452","title":"Oh No, Not Jesus!","description":"\u003ci\u003eOh No, Not Jesus!\u003c\/i\u003e is a humorous tale of what happens when Jesus returns to Earth and gets arrested by the United States Department of Homeland Security. As Jesus tells stories during his imprisonment, some of the old gods and heavenly babysitters-Isis, Aries, Buddha, Saint Peter, and the Archangel Gabriel-attempt to find and free him before God realizes he's missing. \u003cp\u003e Unsure of why Jesus has returned five years before the prophesied time, Lucifer also joins in the search. He eventually finds the Son of God in the Pittsburgh area, where Jesus is being held in a top-secret prison that has replaced Guantanamo Bay. But will the Prince of Darkness or any of the other heavenly helpers be able to wrest Jesus away from the government's grasp?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e For those of you who can stand a little blasphemy, \u003ci\u003eOh No, Not Jesus!\u003c\/i\u003e is a humorous tale. And who knows . it might even make you think.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"It's great to see him get another go 'round.\"\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e-Pontius Pilate\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I laughed, I cried, it was better than \u003ci\u003eCats\u003c\/i\u003e .\"\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e-Moses\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"Those homeland security guys give me the willies.\"\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e-Satan\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Rtb\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0595433456\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780595433452\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e iUniverse\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/15\/2007\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 160\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.54lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.37d\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rtb","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48435561365759,"sku":"9780595433452","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_11df6d5b-7b62-40e3-9b36-7acadfe3545f.jpg?v=1777151199","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/oh-no-not-jesus-rtb-9780595433452","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}